and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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