I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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