There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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