I hate all girls vehemently.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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