hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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