Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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