It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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