You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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