I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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