"it" just moved
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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