i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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