apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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