ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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