I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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