So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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