I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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