I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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