so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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