Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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