I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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