good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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