Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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