I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
The adults are the big ones right?
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