I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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