Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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