are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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