just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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