Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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