It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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