the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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