whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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