How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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