Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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