You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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