I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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