Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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