yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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