If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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