I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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