As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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