I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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