he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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