discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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