My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he fucked my hip out of place.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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