so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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