May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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