you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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