He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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