i dont even know how to be here
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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