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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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